sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.
The only historically accurate line in the whole film.
HELLO, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO
MISHA IN AN APRON
UNDERCOVER MASTER CHAU
AND JENSEN’S HAIR
this has been an important public service announcement
Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie.
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
What makes you think monsters won’t eat your parents?